escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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