oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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