but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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