After last night, I could never be a politician.
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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