I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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