I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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