my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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