i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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