walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
two words: eviction party
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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