found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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