I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I will be naked everywhere
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
