Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
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