did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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