Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Randomize