yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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