the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Randomize
