I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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