Me. At least after what I've been through.
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
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