hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Randomize
