oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
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Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
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