i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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