omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
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