Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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