How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
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