omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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