On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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