That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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