i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
My vagina is very pro this idea
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
PANTIES FOUND
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