I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
Just cropdusted the office
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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