The maid of honor just puked.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
