Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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