Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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