i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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