Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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