I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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