used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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