Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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