fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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