we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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