remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
Randomize
