it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
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