Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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