problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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