About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
Randomize
