dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
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