hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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