She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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