i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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