i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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