Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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