i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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