all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
i drank out of a bidet.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
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