it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
There r osticjed everywhere
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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