addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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