I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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