Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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