I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
So much rum. So many feels.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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