THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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