saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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